For the first 4 or so months of joining pinterest, I called it pin-interest. It wasn't until one day, my sister-in-law said, "I love that you call it that." I had no idea what she was talking about, to which she replied, "I'm pretty sure it's pin-terest, not pin-interest." Immediately, I thought of all the people I had conversed with about the site, for months, and how no one mentioned I was pronouncing it wrong. Humiliation. At least I have Bree in my life.
Well, I've done a statistical analysis of the effects of pinterest on my well-being. The report is finalized. There is a high correlation between time spent on pinterest and weight gain. Now, some of you might be thinking, 'Yeah, but you're pregnant...that's why you're gaining weight.' To those I say, "Way to be critical thinkers, but even so, the data does not lie." Even factoring in the pregnancy, pinterest has caused weight gain above and beyond the acceptable amount according to the Body Mass Index for one Jackie Atkisson. (Well, I'm exaggerating, but I feel like it - blah).
It makes me hungry, ok? There are so many good recipes on there. I've gotten a few winners, and a few losers as well. But, I try to stay away from the dessert pins.
Not only is this website crammed with many great ideas. It also has some completely ridiculous/hilarious recipes.
Let's take a look at a few.
This is brownie batter, poured over oreos, which are layered on cookie dough, which is then served with ice cream.
I'm a little disappointed in this recipe. I like to have peanut butter, cream cheese, and caramel, with my ice cream, brownies, cookie, and oreo bars.
Here's another doosey:
Snickers, cheesecake, caramel cookie
Let me just run down the list of ingredients for these, ah hem, cookies. 2 cups chopped snickers bars, graham crackers, a butt-load of sugar, butter, 2 packages cream cheese, and Hersey's caramel topping. Pretty much any of those things on their own are delicious, so let's add them all together! And then be diagnosed with Diabetes!
I've seen a pin for Homemade Nutter Butter Bars. Only three ingredients! One of which is, yes, you have it, ACTUAL NUTTER BUTTER BARS. In my old lady English accent voice, "Let's make homemade nutter butter bars! First things first. Get in your car and drive to the store to buy Nabisco Nutter Butters. Then come home, crush them and add a bunch more calories. Bake them and wha-laa! Isn't homemade soooo much tastier than store bought? Quite so."
I have to make a dessert for our Ward Christmas party tomorrow. I think what I'll do is grab my mixing bowl. Throw in grandulated sugar, butter, caramel, chocolate chips, white chocolate chips, peanut butter, powdered sugar, cream cheese, brownie batter, nutter butters, oreos, ice cream, hot fudge, whip cream, cherries, and some graham crackers. Mix it up good. Maybe throw in an egg to make it healthy. Bake and then Wha-La! Dessert!
Then of course I'll have to pin it, on pin-interest.